Leaning Tower of Pisa?

I wonder why you never get Viagra and "Enlarge your penis" in the same email? Does one invalidate the other?

Seems only fair

Wrote to Ticketmasters today. I asked them if they'd consider a 25% discount if you could provide medical evidence of an enlarged prostate. Cost me a bloody fortune to see Madonna last year and only saw half of it.

Oh dear.

Made a bit of a cock up I'm afraid. Tagged Elsie on Facebook doing aqua aerobics when we had January in Fuengirola. Didn't realise she's on the Invalidity and she'd friended Arthur who works at the Job Centre. Don't think I'll go to the Bull tonight, I'll blame Earth Hour.

Flashmob

Tried to get a flashmob going outside the post office this morning. It was going quite well until the row about NWA or Des O'Connor. And it got a bit dangerous when Joan's hip went and everyone followed and rolled on the floor. Good though, going to try it again at Billy's funeral.